whats eurovision
once a year europe go together and fight a war but since we’re civilized people we don’t use weapons we send our worst singer to try and make the other countries deaf. we are forced into submission to vote on one of the other countries and the winner rules europe for the next year as the Supreme Commander Of Eurovision All Glory To Him/Her/Them
IM STILL NOT OVER THE FACT THAT IRELAND DIDN’T WIN IN 2012
(via the-awkward-platypus)
